True happiness exists and it is a piglet eating ice cream at a mini picnic table under a mini umbrella.
- friend: today, while i was running i heard someone clap for me.
- me: who?
- friend: my thighs , they were cheering me on.
me in 2010: *uses a fake name and no profile picture to protect my privacy*
me in 2015: *texts my Online Friends to fight me and sends them my location*
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girl: so u wanna fuck with the lights on or off bae?
me: *thinks about the electricity bill*
me: in the dark ;)
That moment when your parents call you downstairs and your first thought is, “Oh shit they saw the wifi bill”